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Saturday, September 13, 2014

THE CHILDREN'S BIBLE: CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN

The Children's Bible in A Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but
God, darkness and some gas. Then God made the world.
He split Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked but
they were'nt embarrased because mirrors have'nt been invented yet.
Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple. Soon they were
driven from the Garden of Eden. Pretty soon all of the early people died
except for Methuselah who lived to be like a million years.
Another one is Moses, whose real name is Charlton Heston. Then came
David who has a son named Solomon. He had about 300 wives and 500
porcupines.
Jesus is the star of the New Testament. Jesus also had twelve opposums. The worst
one is Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a vegetable
after him.
Jesus went up to Heaven and will be back at the end of Aluminum.
It was written in the Book of Revolution.


T. and C. Chang

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