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Monday, September 22, 2014

UNIVERSAL LAWS: FORWARDED BY SR. ELSIE BABY

1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.



2.Law of Gravity- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


3. Law of Probability-The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act


4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.


5.Law of the Alibi- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


6.Variation Law- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

(Something very interesting!! Will have more laws in future)New World




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