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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Zoorjee's Jokes

( Zoorjee is ready with a lot of jokes....if we are ready!!!!)

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Woman somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men,
But married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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