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Saturday, October 11, 2014

JOKES BY ZOORJEE

( Zoorjee has got some sweet jokes !!!)

A letter from a Husband to his Wife.


Dear Sweet heart!
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
Your husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart.
Thanks for your 100 kisses. I am sending the expenses details.
1. The milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months,
Please Advise !!!!
Your sweet heart

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