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Monday, October 27, 2014

JOKES FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

Jokes: ZOORJEE( Even when on a World Tour Zoorjee did not forget us to make us laugh which we can handle)
NEW WORLD

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton)

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. (Anonymous)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1)Whenever you are wrong, admit it.
2) Whenever you,re right,shut up.(Nash)
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forger it once...(Anonymous)
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. (Henny Young)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met (Rodney)
I have had bad luck with both my wives.The first one left me, and the second one didn't. (Patric)There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It is called marriage.(James Holt)
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.(Sam Kinison)
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Fridays. (Henry young)
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.(Anonymous)
The great question ...which I have not been able to answer....is, 'What does a woman want?(Sigmond Freud)
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.(Hemant Joshi)
ZOORJEE
Labels: Jokes, Zoorjee 5/4/09 by georgekurian republished

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