JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL
It was wintertime and Loida went to her favourite doctor.
Dr Jones: What can I do for you?
Loida: (Since it was very cold, Loida clutched her woollen scarf
closer to her throat, then will begin to speak).
Dr Jones: Ah, so sore throat!
Loida: Oh no doctor, it is actually my kidney problem.
Dr Jones: I thought it was your throat because you were
pointing to it.
Loida: Sorry Doc, I gave a wrong message!
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Joanna: My husband is so punctual!
Beth: Why did you say that?
Joanna: He left early at 9:00 am and I told him to go back
at 3:00.
Beth: What time did he came back?
Joanna: He came back at 3:00 not pm but 3:00 am.
Beth: You mean you did not get angry?
Joanna: Of course I did, I run after him like an amok.
He did not come back till now...
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Jenna; I am writing a book about my mother in-law.
Ray: That's interesting! What's your motive?
Jenna; Pay back time..(giggles).
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