Driving Instructor: Go left, then right at roundabout,
then left at intersection, then straight ahead then turn right to the
gas station.
Student: That is too long! How do you think could I follow that?
Driving Instructor: Then, use your phone, google it.
Student: That's better...
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Husband: Look at the mirror, is this the lady I have married?
Wife whose name is Lota then went out for a week, had her nose done,
had peeling and went to sauna for a facial massage. Then, she had a foot spa,
had her hair colored burgundy, bought a corset, did some aerobics
and more. After a week, she went back home and surprise her husband.
Husband: (on the door) Hi Brenda! Good to see you!!!
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Avril: (speeding again) Officer, could we talk about this fine over
a cup of coffee?
Officer: Certainly, in the police station!
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Judge: You again! I told you I do not like to see your face again!
Lee: So, could I go home now?
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Mum: Okey, baby Luke where's your nose?
Baby Luke pointed to the nose.
Mum: Very good! Okey, where's your eyes?
Baby Luke pointed just barely above the nose.
Mum: Good!
Mum: Where's your mouth?
Baby Luke pointed just barely below the nose.
Mum: You really love the nose, isn't it?
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