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Saturday, October 18, 2014

JOKES ONLY BY MARIA CASSIA

Bank Home Loan Officer: I am very sorry, your
application for home loan was not approved.
Customer: (Frustrated) I thought you help the
poor and marginalised to get a home.
Bank Officer: Well, we help those who can afford
to pay the loan!
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Manager: Have you seen Alfred?
Chona: Did you look at the stock room, he's sleeping!
Manager: He's fired!
Chona: You are firing the man who worked for 12 hours?
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Jane: I dream to go to America.
Jude: How much is the fare?
Jane: About $2700.
Jude: Then, stop dreaming, wake up!
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Wife: Darl, you seem to be getting cold to me!
Husband: Look at the mirror!
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Boyfriend: I am breaking up with you!
Girl: But why?
Boyfriend: I discovered you are in a dating site!
Girl: I was just looking and guess what, you're also
there.
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Daughter-in-law: My mum-in-law always visits
us. I feel strange.
Joan: You're blessed. My mum-in-law never visits,
I wonder why!

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