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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

JOKES ONLY BY MARIA CASSIA


JOKES ONLY

Maria:  I thought you love me.  I saw you with Charmaine
and you seem very cozy with her!
Ed:  O' you are so sensitive, that's how I treat my friends!
Maria:  So, you hug all of your friends with passion?
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Connie:  Mam, please register me as a person needing
urgent help.  I was evicted from my house due to lack of
money.
Secretary:  Do you work?
Connie:  No, Mam.  I could not find one!
Secretary:  Do you have a husband?
Connie:  No, Mam.  I could not find one, too!
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Electricity Collector:  Hello Mrs Jones, you are two months
due for electricity.  I am sorry that we have to disconnect you
today!
Mrs Jones:  Too late!  I disconnected it already...
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Water Agency:  Hello, Mrs. Williams...we were wondering that
you pay your water consumption $20 at a time when it is $100in total. 
Mrs Williams:  You are complaining!  When your water flows
by instalment, too!!!

Labels:  Maria Cassia's Jokes

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