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Thursday, October 9, 2014

THE NUN: FORWARDED BY FR.MATHEW ZACHARIAH

JOKE CORNER

Would you like to laugh? There's nothing wrong for a Christian to say a joke and laugh. If you agree, read the following and have a good laugh.

Zachariah Achen

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?' He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?
He said,'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

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