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Monday, October 13, 2014

THE PERFECT HUSBAND: BY ZOORJEE

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello
WOMAN: ‘Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?
MAN: ‘Yes
WOMAN: ‘I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: ‘Sure ¦go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: ‘How much?
WOMAN: ‘$70,000?
MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing ¦ The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000?
MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.
WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!
MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open ¦..He smiles and asks,

' Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?
Zorjee


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