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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN: JOKES

JOKES CORNER
"I just read in a paper, said a suburban housewife,
"that Mrs Castle has cremated her third husband."
One of her friends, a spinster shook her head sadly. "
Some of us can't get one and others have husbands to burn."

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A burglar entered a minister's house at midnight.
He said, "If you stir you're a dead man.
I'm Hunting for your money.
Let me get up and turn on the light, said the minister and
"I'll hunt with you!"

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A certain church felt burdened with a very
tedious and self-centered pastor for a couple of years.
Then came the day that he was called to another church.
He announced his resignation by saying,
"Brethren, the same Lord who called me
to you is now calling me away." Suddenly
the congregation rose as one and begun to sing,
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus."


CYNTHIA ABEGAIL BERNARDO

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