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Friday, November 28, 2014

JOKES BY ZOORJEE

Jokes By Zoorjee
 What is the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
A. At a mental hospital you can show improvement to get out.
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Q Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took baby Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
A. A small child replied: " They couldn't get a babysitter".
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Q Why Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage?
A. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married,and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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Q Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Zoorjee
Labels: Jokes, Zoorjee draft 3/29/12 by georgekurian republished

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