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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL



There are two ladies arguing who is the most thrifty of them both:


Jane:  I am really thrifty, when I use detergent, drop by drop only
per day.


Clare:  That's nothing, I just use your detergent, no spending!
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There is a lady who seems to gossip all day long!


Beth:  You know, I like to tell you something about Jana!
Secret!!!


Mary:  You know, I like to talk about you, what's up?
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Nurse:  Ok, let me take your blood for testing!


James (patient):  You took my blood 4 times already.


Nurse:  Well, we need it really.


James:  Do you like me to get well or to be dehydrated?
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Doctor:  You know, this surgery of yours, it may be successful or not!
It is about 50 percent risk to die.


Patient:  (got up hurriedly)  Doc, who told you that I need a surgery?
He run off!!!

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