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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

JOKES ONLY

Jane:  Happy New Year!
Faye:  What's new?  I still live on the street!
Jane:  Do not lose hope!  Smile!
Faye:  Oh yes, I will live on a new street!
Happy New Year!

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Wife:  Happy New Year, darling!
Husband:  Happy New Year, sweetie.,.
What's our New Year's meal?
Wife:  Some dried fish, tomatoes and brown
rice.
Husband:  I love that!  Where's Danny?
Danny:  Dad, our neighbour gave us ham
and roast beef.
Dad:  Gail is so generous.
Danny:  Of course, she is my girlfriend!
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