Jane: Happy New Year!
Faye: What's new? I still live on the street!
Jane: Do not lose hope! Smile!
Faye: Oh yes, I will live on a new street!
Happy New Year!
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Wife: Happy New Year, darling!
Husband: Happy New Year, sweetie.,.
What's our New Year's meal?
Wife: Some dried fish, tomatoes and brown
rice.
Husband: I love that! Where's Danny?
Danny: Dad, our neighbour gave us ham
and roast beef.
Dad: Gail is so generous.
Danny: Of course, she is my girlfriend!
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