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Monday, December 1, 2014


This has been forwarded by a friend ...

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a bus driver

found that the twenty mental patients he was supposed

to be transporting had escaped. Not wanting to admit

his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop

and offered everyone waiting there for a free ride. He

then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital

telling the staff that the patients were very excitable

and prone to fantasies. The real situation was not

discovered for three days.


A chef at one hotel lost a finger in a meat cutting machine

and after shopping around, submitted a claim to his

insurance company. This company expecting negligence

sent one of its men to have a look for himself.

He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's

claim was approved!

They're all around us, believe it or not!

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