This has been forwarded by a friend ...
found that the twenty mental patients he was supposed
to be transporting had escaped. Not wanting to admit
his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop
and offered everyone waiting there for a free ride. He
then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital
telling the staff that the patients were very excitable
and prone to fantasies. The real situation was not
discovered for three days.
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A chef at one hotel lost a finger in a meat cutting machine
and after shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. This company expecting negligence
sent one of its men to have a look for himself.
He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's
claim was approved!
They're all around us, believe it or not!
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