Become a Fan and "Like" us on FB

Saturday, March 28, 2015

HUMOR: DEFINITIONS OF DESIGNATIONS # FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE

HUMOR: DEFINITIONS OF DESIGNATIONS# FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE, CANADA

Definitions of Designations:


Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
A Team leader is a person who thinks a woman can deliver a baby in 4.5 months.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the right baby.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... even a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

And what about the worker ; that is you and me ?
Labels: Cherian Varghese 6/18/11 by georgekurian republished

No comments: