JOKES by Zoorjee (Zoorjee is again with his jokes to make us laugh: Thanks Zoorjee)
Q Why did the blond crash her plane when landing?
A. The runway was 25 feet long, but a mile wide.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your E-mails?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals".
Q. How come your uncle know a month before his death, the exact time he going to die?
A. "The judge told him"
Q. How can you tell a bachelor from a married man?
A. A bachelor comes to work from a different direction each morning.
Labels: Jokes, Zoorjee 3/10/11 by georgekurian republished