JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

John:  Why is your face so dark?


Lawrence:  I brought my car for a service, then...


John:  The lights went off, alternator down, battery failed
aircon out, etc...


Lawrence:  So you brought it for destruction...


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Joy:  Where did you buy your car?


May:  You know the dealer around the corner?


Joy:  Why did you buy there, that is a notorious car dealer.


May:  Too late, now.


Joy:  What happened?


May:  It failed after 3 months!


Joy:  Thought it has a warranty.


May:  Truly, the warranty is 3 months!


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Peter:  Hello, road assist, my car broke down.  It seems the battery
failed.


Road assist arrives with a tow truck!  (Road assist of the car dealer).


Peter:  Why a tow truck?


Road assist:  The car dealer knows it is really bad so no need to check!