Monday, March 16, 2015
JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL
John: Why is your face so dark?
Lawrence: I brought my car for a service, then...
John: The lights went off, alternator down, battery failed
aircon out, etc...
Lawrence: So you brought it for destruction...
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Joy: Where did you buy your car?
May: You know the dealer around the corner?
Joy: Why did you buy there, that is a notorious car dealer.
May: Too late, now.
Joy: What happened?
May: It failed after 3 months!
Joy: Thought it has a warranty.
May: Truly, the warranty is 3 months!
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Peter: Hello, road assist, my car broke down. It seems the battery
failed.
Road assist arrives with a tow truck! (Road assist of the car dealer).
Peter: Why a tow truck?
Road assist: The car dealer knows it is really bad so no need to check!
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