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Thursday, March 19, 2015

JOKES ONLY: CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN

JOKES CORNER


The bank sent a polite note to
a customer.
"We are pleased that you have
banked with us. Just to let you
know that we could not stand
anymore the negativity of your
account!"
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John got nervous the other day.
He was about to have a dental
surgery. He looked around,
he saw of all things, lysol,
iodine and muriatic acid.
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Jodie: I am beginning to be suspicious
with my boyfriend.
Sandra: Why?
Jodie: Because when we are relaxing together,
he always play the song, "Run, Baby run!"
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A deacon was standing in a road with a sign,
"The End is Near!" The driver yelled,
Get off and preach somewhere else. Suddenly,
he heard a sudden splash.
He said to himself, "I should just have written,
"Bridge gone!"
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Wife: Is it true that we are having a trip
near Mt. Vesuvius.
Husband: Yes, dear
Wife: What will I bring?
Husband: A very long metallic rope for
sightseeing inside the volcano!
( Really funny jokes Cynthia. We enjoy your jokes. Thanks) New World

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