JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

Nelly:  Doc, how am I going?


Doc:  After your surgery, you seem not to be going well,
so prepare for another one!


Nelly:  Again? 
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John:  Thanks Doc, my BP went down.


Doc:  Well, on the other hand your cholesterol is high.


John:  O' how can I ever balance these two?


Doc:  I told you not to eat!
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Meal Attendant:  Ok, Mr Williams, here is your lunch for today.


Mr. Williams:  No steak?


Meal Attendant:  O' this meal is healthy for you.


Mr Williams:  I like steak!


Meal attendant:  This is hospital, not a hotel!