Before/Now
Before: Hi Mum, hi Dad!
Now: Hi Mum, hi Mum!
Train Travel
Before:
Man to elderly: Please take my seat.
Now:
Man to elderly: May I take your bag?
Before:
Mother to teenager: Be sure you take her home before 12:00 am
Now:
Mother to teenager: Be sure you take her home before the cock crows!
Before:
Landlord: Take all your things and leave!
Now:
Tenant: Take all your things and leave!
Before:
Beggar: Thanks for the coins, Sir!
Now:
Beggar: (with a sign)
Not accepting coins, paper bills only, otherwise
bank transfer is fine!
Before:
Teacher to student: Master the times table!
Now:
Teacher to student:
What times table? Use the calculator!
Cheers
Cynthia Abegail
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