Before: Hi Mum, hi Dad!
Now: Hi Mum, hi Mum!
Man to elderly: Please take my seat.
Man to elderly: May I take your bag?
Mother to teenager: Be sure you take her home before 12:00 am
Mother to teenager: Be sure you take her home before the cock crows!
Landlord: Take all your things and leave!
Tenant: Take all your things and leave!
Beggar: Thanks for the coins, Sir!
Beggar: (with a sign)
Not accepting coins, paper bills only, otherwise
bank transfer is fine!
Teacher to student: Master the times table!
Teacher to student:
What times table? Use the calculator!