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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail

Before/Now

Before:  Hi Mum, hi Dad!
Now:  Hi Mum, hi Mum!

Train Travel

Before:
Man to elderly:  Please take my seat.

Now:
Man to elderly:  May I take your bag?


Before:  

Mother to teenager:  Be sure you take her home before 12:00 am

Now:  

Mother to teenager:  Be sure you take her home before the cock crows!


Before:

Landlord:  Take all your things and leave!

Now:  

Tenant:  Take all your things and leave!


Before:  

Beggar:  Thanks for the coins, Sir!


Now:

Beggar:  (with a sign)

Not accepting coins, paper bills only, otherwise
bank transfer is fine!

Before:

Teacher to student: Master the times table!

Now:  

Teacher to student:

What times table?  Use the calculator!

Cheers
Cynthia Abegail

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