JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail

Before/Now

Before:  Hi Mum, hi Dad!

Now:  Hi Mum, hi Mum!

Train Travel

Before:

Man to elderly:  Please take my seat.

Now:

Man to elderly:  May I take your bag?

Before:  

Mother to teenager:  Be sure you take her home before 12:00 am

Now:  

Mother to teenager:  Be sure you take her home before the cock crows!

Before:

Landlord:  Take all your things and leave!

Now:  

Tenant:  Take all your things and leave!

Before:  

Beggar:  Thanks for the coins, Sir!

Now:

Beggar:  (with a sign)

Not accepting coins, paper bills only, otherwise

bank transfer is fine!

Before:

Teacher to student: Master the times table!

Now:  

Teacher to student:

What times table?  Use the calculator!

Cheers

Cynthia Abegail