JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail
Then: My brilliant friend taught me C Programming. Oh, difficult! Now: My grandson taught me YouTube when he was one and a half and my granddaughter introduced me to Peppa Pig when she was two!
Then: Her husband brought her red, red roses! Now, her husband got her weeds from the garden!
Then: Beggars wear tattered clothes. Now beggars are choosy and they look professional!
Then: At night, it's nice to stroll by the moonlight. Now, you have to run for your life under the moonlight...
Then: Students call their Teacher, Mam. Now, they tell their teacher, "What's up?"
Then: I wish I have a friend from France. Now, I have friends all over the world without seeing them!
Then: They gossiped and quarrel personally. Now, they gossip online!
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