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Thursday, May 14, 2015

JOKES ONLY BY MARIA CASSIA


Employer:  Did you have any experience in this type of work?
Employee:  Boss, you did not remember me, your former
employee?
Employer:  In what year did I fire you?
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Lover:  You are as beautiful as the moon!
Beloved:  Really, just like the full-blossomed moon?
Lover:  Just like the crescent moon with all the craters!
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Husband:  How do I love thee?
Wife:   You love me with an everlasting love!
Husband:  I did not tell you everlasting!  That's too long!

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