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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

LOVE AND MARRIAGE FORWARDED BY ZOORJEE

LOVE AND MARRIAGE:ZOORJEE

Husband and Wife

Love Your Enemy
From his-death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy..""Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms." Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax.
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"Husband and Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.""Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!


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"Husband & Wife -Come Home LateA woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him."Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him."Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill.

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"Husband and Wife - Problem Father"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet
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Thanks Zoorjee

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