JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail

Then:  When a student fails, the parent ask the student, "What have you been doing?

Now:  The parent ask the teacher, "What have you been doing?"

Then:  When a man likes a woman, he does a serenade!

Now:  When he likes her a lot, she send her ITunes!

Then:  The girls wear pretty jeans.

Now:  They wear tattered jeans...