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Friday, June 5, 2015

JOKES ONLY/ BY JEROME HINOG & DANNI ULMER

JOKES CORNER

Customer: 'I've been ringing 08002100 for two days and can't get through
inquiries, can you help?
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, Sir?'
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre.'
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours.'
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Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
travelling in Australia?'
Operator: 'Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
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Then, there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: Yes, that's what it says on the label, Woven in Scotland!
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Tech Support: 'Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see
the Ok" button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'

Jerome Hinog and Danni Ulmer

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