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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

ZOORJEE'S JOKES

Zoorjee's Jokes
( Zoorjee brought many more jokes after returning from his whirlwind tour around the Globe
More to expect in coming days !!!)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once......
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You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
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First Guy: My wife is an angel!!
Second Guy: You are lucky, mine's still alive.....
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I' have had bad luck with both my wives."
The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight , dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays,'
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Zoorjee
Labels: Jokes, Zoorjee 2/18/09 by georgekurian republished

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