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Friday, September 18, 2015

JOKES BY TINTUMON FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE

JOKES: TINTUMON: FORWARDED BY CHERIAN VARGHESE, CANADA

Tintumon called FM radio & said

"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an I D card of
Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls Rd, Kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… 
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Father and Tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and
Tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
" Dad," Tintumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished. 
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Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote" Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
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