JOKES CORNER BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

JOKES CORNER
( Plenty to laugh.Thanks Cynthia)New World

A Hongkong millionaire reported to the police that his BMW has gone out of control

and hit five cars in a mayhem. Fortunately, he said "It happened in my garage."
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A retailer of computers sent an order to a distributor for about hundreds of goods.
The distributor faxed him, "Can't deliver until you pay for your past consignment.'
The retailer replied, "Can't wait that long, Cancel order!"
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A husband visited a psychiatrist...
Husband: I have always nightmares. I dream I am shipwrecked with seven lovely women.
Psychiatrist: What's wrong with that?
Husband: Have you tried cooking for seven women?
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The next ones are by witty Henny Youngman!
Every place is so busy now a days. To get to the other side of the street, you have to be born there!
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I took my car down to see what I could get in for a trade-in. One dealer looked intently, then offered me a ball-point pen!
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She puts cream on the night about half an inch thick, and she puts curlers in her hair.
She said, "Kiss me!"
I said, "Take me to your leader."
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I consulted a bright new doctor in town. My arm is always painful. I said, "Doctor, please examine my arm. He looked at my arm, he brought out a medical book and studied it for ten minutes.
He said to me. "Have you ever had this pain before?"
I said, "Yes."
He said, "Well, you got it again."