INNOCENT JOKES BY ZOORJEE

INNOCENT JOKES by Zoorjee

( Zoorjee has given some stupid Questions and wise answers!! Really funny !!

BOY: May I hold your hands
GIRL; No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me.
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve ?
BOY: I love you and I could die for you.
GIRL: How soon?
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
SHARON; Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY; Yes, I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I am wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something , it goes in one ear and comes out of the other ear.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty; Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.