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Saturday, December 5, 2015

JOKES ONLY: Cynthia AbegailH

When do we know that we lost the plot?

a.  We look at Jane and say... Poor Jane, pathetic!
b.  When we drive on the wrong side of the road:  loss of direction.
c.  When we regard the other person infallible.
d.  When we look differently on a well dressed person and a beggar.
e.  When we malign our benefactor!

When do we know we are getting old?

a.  We forgot the comb in our hair when we got out of the house.
b.  When every organ seems to fail without one's consent.
c.  When insurance matters!
d.  When your grandkids sweeps their fingers on the crevasse of your face!
e.  When all serum seems to fail.

Cheers:  Cynthia Abegail

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