Husband: Quick, what are you waiting for?
O' you dress up like a queen, so slow!
Wife: Am I really not like a queen, you told me
20 years ago.
Husband: But queens aged, isn't it?
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Driver: Where are you going?
Jess: In Point Netherland!
Driver: Sir, that's beyond my radius. It's way
so away from the city.
Jess: Showing $500.00 note...
Driver: I mean it is within my diameter!
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Leah: O' I dream to be a supermodel.
Mother: How much do you weigh?
Leah: About 200 pounds only.
Mother: Well, models weigh only about 90-100 poounds.
Leah: Not for supermodel for barbells.
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Teacher: If you are not going to be quiet, I will call
the principal, Mr. Yates!
Students: Silence for 1 minute.
John broke the silence: Miss Ross, could he be our teacher,
so that chairs are not upturned!
O' you dress up like a queen, so slow!
Wife: Am I really not like a queen, you told me
20 years ago.
Husband: But queens aged, isn't it?
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Driver: Where are you going?
Jess: In Point Netherland!
Driver: Sir, that's beyond my radius. It's way
so away from the city.
Jess: Showing $500.00 note...
Driver: I mean it is within my diameter!
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Leah: O' I dream to be a supermodel.
Mother: How much do you weigh?
Leah: About 200 pounds only.
Mother: Well, models weigh only about 90-100 poounds.
Leah: Not for supermodel for barbells.
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Teacher: If you are not going to be quiet, I will call
the principal, Mr. Yates!
Students: Silence for 1 minute.
John broke the silence: Miss Ross, could he be our teacher,
so that chairs are not upturned!
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