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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

JOKES CORNER BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

JOKES CORNER


The strict, nasty Chemistry teacher discussed
the danger of phenol, a lethal poison.
James, a struggling student listened attentively.
James: Ms. Burns, may I ask a question?
Ms. Burns: At last, James is alive today, do so!
James: May I buy your lunch, please!
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Romeo was crying at the corner and his two
friends were at the living room.
Joe: Did his wife really left him?
Ben: No, his mistress!
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A psychiatrist has a chat with Elle who has a bipolar
disorder. She is so depressed!
Elle: You know doctor, when I am on high I spend my
money like a millionaire but when I am on lows, I could not
even open my wallet.
Psychiatrist:... Come back tomorrow!

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