JOKES ONLY
June: Why are you crying?
Letty: My boyfriend said his computer broke down,
he can't write me for a week!
June: You are so clingy! Can't you wait, only a week, huh?
Letty: I saw him chatting with Susie in Facebook, Ludy
in Twitter...
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Wife: Have you seen my husband?
Joy: No, why are you looking here in the pub?
Wife: Where should I look for him?
Joy: In Facebook! (Joke only)
Wife: Yes!!!
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Jenny: Do you know how to track passwords?
Danny: What do you think of me, a tech-genius? Why?
Jenny: My husband change his password, I could not track!
Danny: Why are you tracking him? Is he the only man in the
world?
Jenny: Why not, he is retiring now... I have to guard his super...
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Dell: Guess what, I have a new I-pad. I have a new secretary there.
Her name is Swiri! There's a problem.
Jan: What?
Dell: The door was locked, my wife overheard Swiri saying,
"Goodnight sweet dreams." Love Swiri!
Jan: Then your wife went ballistic?
Dell: The next thing I know, she jumped by the window and said,
"Where is Swiri, I will wring her neck?" Then I said,"Cool Darl,
Swiri is on the Ipad! The Ipad got wrecked!
She said, "What Swiri, she must be in the closet!
Dell: I can't understand women...
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