Student: How long do I have to study in order to pass this Maths?
Teacher: About one year more after the end of this year.
Wife: How much makeup should I wear so that you will not look at other girls?
Husband: Till your makeup level like a plain and not a valley!
Son: Hi Mum, I am demanding an increase in my allowance, my inalienable right!
Mother: Not a problem, when all your marks go beyond Fail!
Customer: I ordered battered prawns and you gave me sleazy prawns.
Waiter: Apologies, Mum. We have an animal friendly policy...
Customer: Grr...
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