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Thursday, September 15, 2016

JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail

Student:  How long do I have to study in order to pass this Maths?

Teacher:  About one year more after the end of this year.

Wife:  How much makeup should I wear so that you will not look at other girls?

Husband:  Till your makeup level like a plain and not a valley!

Son:  Hi Mum, I am demanding an increase in my allowance, my inalienable right!

Mother:  Not a problem, when all your marks go beyond Fail!

Customer:  I ordered battered prawns and you gave me sleazy prawns.

Waiter:  Apologies, Mum.  We have an animal friendly policy...
Customer:  Grr...

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