Juanita, a mother of three who lives in a remote village rang
her son Pedro who had recently sent a package.
Juanita: Son, next time when you send a package, please do
not put N. moisturising liquid. Just coffee and coffee-mate please!
Pedro: Why Mum?
Juanita: Your brother Michael had diarrhea, it is not compatible
to his stomach!
Pedro: Arggh!
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Girlfriend: Tell me, George. Why are you leaving me
despite of everything! What have I done wrong?
Boyfriend: Fatty acids?
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John: How can you prove that Samantha is a bad driver?
Peter: The look of her car, the gashes everywhere and the way
she park. Oh boy, I have never seen one parked at that angle!
The screams of other drivers, the list of her fines...No Standing
No Parking, Overextended parking, beating red lights,..
John: Stop it! I could not bear anymore...
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Wife: Darl, could we dance tonight! I have seen the Pres and
his wife danced. How sweet!
Husband: Allright, put on the yellow CD now to practice!
Wife: Aerobics?
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