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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

JOKES ONLY BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL


Juanita, a mother of three who lives in a remote village rang
her son Pedro who had recently sent a package.

Juanita:  Son, next time when you send a package, please do
not put N. moisturising liquid.  Just coffee and coffee-mate please!

Pedro:  Why Mum?

Juanita:  Your brother Michael had diarrhea, it is not compatible
to his stomach!

Pedro:  Arggh!

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Girlfriend:  Tell me, George.  Why are you leaving me
despite of everything!  What have I done wrong?

Boyfriend:  Fatty acids?

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John:  How can you prove that Samantha is a bad driver?

Peter:  The look of her car, the gashes everywhere and the way
she park.  Oh boy, I have never seen one parked at that angle!
The screams of other drivers, the list of her fines...No Standing
No Parking, Overextended parking, beating red lights,..

John:  Stop it!  I could not bear anymore...
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Wife:  Darl, could we dance tonight!  I have seen the Pres and
his wife danced.  How sweet!

Husband:  Allright, put on the yellow CD now to practice! 

Wife:  Aerobics?

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