(Classroom Jokes)
Teacher: You should have been here at nine o'clock.
Sheila: Why? What happened?----------------------------------------------------
History Teacher: When was Rome built?
Student: At night.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Rome was not built in a day!
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Biology teacher: Where do fleas go in winter.
Student: Search me.
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Teacher: You can't sleep in my class.
Student: If you didn't speak so loud, I could!
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Science Teacher: If we breath oxygen in the daytime,
what do we breath at night?
Student: Nitrogen
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Teacher: Keep silent when you are talking to me!
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Students: Miss, what is the weather like?
Teacher: I can't tell you, it is too foggy to see!
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