Jokes Only by Cynthia Abegail

Husband:  Do you remember that jewellery store where I bought your wedding ring?

Wife:  Yes, are you just there?

Husband:  No, I am at the pub next to it!

Wife:  Grr...

(Adapted)

Student A:  Hey, I got 95 percentile in my exam.  How about you?

Student B:  Well, the maximum that you can think of me?

Student A:  30 percentile?