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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Jokes by Maria Cassia

Peter:  I feel uncomfortable with Ms Cruz, the psychologist.  She seems to observe all my moves.

John:  Of course, she has to observe your strange, schizophrenic ways!

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Mary:  My daughter in-law never cleans the house.  It seems to have been hit by a cyclone.   What will I do or tell her so she will not be offended?


Tom:  Clean her house!



Mary:  Grr!!!

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Jonah:  I love her, yet I do not find the courage to tell her, can you help me?


Micah:  Say it with flowers.


Then Micah saw Jonah making a big poster with FLOWERS in big print!

Micah:  I have never seen such a moron!

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