JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail

Psychologist:  Could you please repeat again what you have said.  Did you really say that I am beautiful?

Patient:  Yes, I am serious!

Psychologist:  You're well now...

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Customer:  Sizzling steak please!

Waiter:  Fast sizzling Mam or slow sizzling?

Customer:  Is there any difference?

Waiter:  On the price, Mam!