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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

JOKES ONLY BY HENNY YOUNGMAN FORWARDED BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL


JOKE CORNER


I have a very fine doctor. If you can't afford the operation, he touches
up the X-rays. I went up to visit the doctor with my sore foot. He said,
"I'll have you walking in an hour." He did. He stole my car!

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I went down to Miami. They told me I'd get a lovely room for seven
dollars a week. My room was in Savannah, Georgia.
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I've been married for thirty four years and I'm still in love with the same
woman. If my wife ever find's out, she'll kill me!
Can she talk? She was in Miami, and when she got home, her tongue was sunburned.

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She needed a blood transfusion. We had to give up the idea. Couldn't find a
tiger!
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My wife went to the beauty shop and got a mud pack. For two days, she looked nice.
Then the mud fell off!
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She put her hand out of the window and signaled right, then left, then she erased it.
I said, "What kind of signal is that?"
She said, "I wanted to go right, then left, then I changed my mind--I rubbed it out."

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Ref. Henny Youngman, Take This Book, Please.

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