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Thursday, May 18, 2017

JOKES CORNER ( adapted from John Rothman)


JOKES ONLY

Mother: Paul, why did you put a frog
under your brother's bed?
Paul: Well, I was not able to find a
python!
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Doctor: Remember, I told you to get
away from dampness, was it useful
for your rheumatism?
James: Yes, doctor! I did not have it
for a year, can I bathe now?
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Customer to waiter: I think the restaurant
in the corner is a wonderful one!
Waiter: Why did you say that?
Customer: The hundreds of flies here
attest to that!
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Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: What a pity the heat must have killed it...
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As Josh visited the ranch of his friend, he decided
to borrow a whitish-brown horse. His friend warned
him that it can run to great speed only when somebody
says, "Praise the Lord!" He kept that in mind, so he
said "Praise the Lord" because he would like to see the
beauty of the plain and valleys. The horse galloped
so nicely that he was so enthused. Then, he realized that
he was already close to the cliff. Quick thinking, he said,
"Amen!" The horse suddenly stopped at the edge of the cliff.
Wiping his forehead full of perspiration, he uttered, "Oh,
thanks, Praise the Lord!"


Cheers!

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