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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

SAYINGS FROM QUOTE GARDEN (www.quotegarden.com)





May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer


When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown


 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author UnknownA prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. ~Sir Winston Churchill


 
Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt. ~"Phil's-osophy" by Phil Dunphy (Christopher Lloyd, Steven Levitan, and Dan O'Shannon, Modern Family, "Schooled," original airdate 2012 Oct 10)


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~Jack Handey


It's not that I'm a Type‑B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com




A signature always reveals a man's character — and sometimes even his name. ~Evan Esar


All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com


I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.


I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen


 
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown


 
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~Mark Twain


There are secrets I will take to the grave — and others I'd feel safer having cremated. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com


Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless


  


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