JOKES ONLY by Cynthia Abegail

Customer:  I have ordered seafood with coconut milk and now, my stomach aches and I seem to vomit!

Waiter:  There may be a problem with your stomach.

Tutor:  Where is your homework?

Student:  Oh, I left it at school, Miss!  Tutor:  For one month?  Call your Mum.  Student:  I left her at school, too.😀😀😀

Boyfriend:  You are as beautiful as the star in a constellation?

Girlfriend:  And why not in a galaxy?😂

Boyfriend:  Huh!  That's my Mum!