Jokes Only by Cynthia Abegail

Waiter:  May I have your order please!  Annie:  Bon Voyage Waiter:  We don't have that, Mam but we have Bon Jour..Annie:  The meaning is:  I am leaving.  😤

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James:  You're old, grandma!   Grandma:  What do you expect of a 65 year old lady?  James:  But not an 🍆 eggplant!

Lover:  Your eyes are beautiful and ebony as the bat!  Therese: I thought as lovely as the iris!  Lover:  You wish!