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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

COLLECTION OF JOKES BY WILKES PHILLIPS

(JOKE CORNER: FROM CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN: THANK YOU WILKES PHILLIPS AND CYNTHIA: VERY INTERESTING JOKES : LAUGHTER IS THE BEST EXERCISE))NEW WORLD


When I look at you,time stands still... what I really mean
is that your face would stop a clock.

Your face is familiar... I just can't recall which museum.

She's not exactly bad looking. There's just a little blemish
between her ears...her face!

It's a mystery how his head grew without nourishment!

Can she talk! She was in Miami and when she got home,
her tounge was sunburned!


On his last birthday, he sent his parents a telegram of
congratulations!
It maybe just morbid curiousity, but I would like to see
your parents.


Talk about an exciting weekend! Yesterday, my wife
and I were standing in front of a wishing well and she fell
in. I didn't realise those things worked!


Wife: "Scientists claim that the average person speaks
10,000 words per day."
Husband: "Yes dear, but remember you are far above
average!"
Source: Bob Phillips, World's Greatest Collection of
Clean Jokes.
Labels: cynthiaabegailjokes

1 comment:

Dharani Changanti said...

Wishing you a one of a kind day filled with good times and great memories. Happy Birthday.