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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

THE BEST OF WITTY HENNY: CYNTHIA ABEGAIL'S COLUMN

(Great jokes,today,Thanks for the collection, Cynthia)New World
JOKES CORNER Another lady driver hit a guy, she yelled,
"Watch out!"
He said, "What-- are you coming back?
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He didn't ask me to leave home, he took me down to a
highway and pointed.
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He was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
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She needed a blood transfusion. We had to give up
the idea. Couldn't find a tiger.
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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French and
even the waiter was surprised. It was a Chinese restaurant.
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The automobile of tomorrow will be faster than sound.
You'll be in the hospital before you start the motor.
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There's nothing wrong with my wife that...
a miracle won't cure!
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A bunch of ten guys had a very poor friend, a real hard-luck
guy they wanted to help out. They decided to have a raffle
and let him win, so they made all tickets 4 except his. He
sticks his hand in the hat and pulls out 6 7/8.
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My wife always complains about something. She always
complain about the housework. So I went out and bought
her an electric iron, an electric dishwasher and an electric
dryer. She complained---too many gadgets.
She had no place to sit down. I went out and bought her
an electric chair!

Source: Take this Book, Please
by Henny Youngman

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