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Saturday, September 2, 2017

HUMOUR# THEY WILL BREED (forwarded by Jerome and Matt)

(HUMOUR)
THEY WILL BREED

The following questions were set in a
GCSE examinations and these are
genuine answers from (16 year old and
they will breed)

What is a seizure?
A Roman emperor (Julius Sezure, I came, I saw,
I had a fit)


What causes tides in the oceans?
The tides are caused by a fight between the earth
and the moon. All water tends to flow toward the
moon because there is no water in the moon, and
nature abhors a vacuum. I forgot where the sun
joins the fight.


What is a terminal illness?
When you get sick at the airport.

What does the word benign means?
Benign happens after you be eight!

What happens to your body as you get old?
When you get old, so do your bowels. Then
you get intercontinental.


Thanks to: Jerome Hinog and Matt Zerbe
( VERY HUMOROUS. WE NEED SUCH JOKES TO LAUGH. REALLY NICE. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST EXERCISE. THANKS) NEW WORLD

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