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Friday, October 27, 2017

JOKES ONLY FORWARDED BY CYNTHIA ABEGAIL

JOKES ONLY


Wife: Did you remember when both of us are walking
so sweetly under the moon's light?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Did you remember how you held my hands so
gently?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Why it's so tight now?
Husband: Because you hold the money...
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Actor: Director, do you think just a supporting role
may do justice to my talents?
Director: Well, it will do justice to your face!
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Driver: Officer, why are you ticketing me, have I done
anything wrong?
Officer: Not really, but you have just writ off my car!
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Teacher: Why is everyone absent when it's my turn to
teach?
Principal: They are not really absent, it's just because
you are fired!
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Gerry: Do you know Moses?
Fanny: Of course, he was called to divide the Red Sea.
Gerry: I meant Moses, your neighbor...
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Linda: Mum, you took my mascara again!
Mum: Well, are you the only one to have mascara?
Linda: At seventy years, Oh! a disaster!
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To the pianist: Well, the pitch is alright, harmony's
perfect... only one is not alright.
What?
There's no piano!
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Cheers.
Cynthia Abegail

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